Friday, October 15, 2010

I am somewhere somewhere beneath these


I believed that we ached to do the right thing. Manifest Destiny, worshipping national heroes, with on top their all powerful whopper, Rising health care, Interest rates, housing costs. Did he know this great nation would be Christian from its beginning? Of course he did. Ten years you spent here, and ten more years will follow – Powerful army and a wine drinking and fattening population a Powerful army and Coca Cola drinking fattening population China revalues Yuan, Chinese economy booms, I believed that we ached to do the right thing. Alexander the Great, Malcolm X, Bush, Puff Daddy, Manifest Destiny, I believed that most of us were outraged, that we wanted to get past the nightly barrage of random violence. Chase, Goldman Sachs, Hard borders between free men and slaves, Trust in individuality, Chinese economy booms, as they secure energy reserves We have lost our true identity, our heritage, our roots, Manifest Destiny, How long has it been since they shot Liberty Valiance? Morgan Stanley, JP Mogan, poverty smoothened by amphitheaters and gladiators, workers kept satisfied with ovals, stadiums, drivers and athletes. I believed that we ached to do the right thing. Colonial wars, Chile, Vietnam, Scandals, Scandals, Corruption, Corruption, Did he know this great nation would be Christian from its beginning? Of course he did!— find what we could really do to change what was happening, Continue to fight terrorism Government and consumer debt increases. It's time our people awakened from their sleep and learn not only their true history, but also their destiny that is unfolding, even now, according to God's Divine plan. British Petrolum, Chevron, Citgo, and… Last night I dreamed I was a hillbilly in heaven.

Maybe I should just go back to bed like I know how.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Douche


I bet we have a lot in commmon.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Do you sleep with the window open or closed?
Do you like pillow talk or memory foam?
Do you pee in the shower?
Do you buy toilet paper in the multi-pack or one pack at a time?
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom or the top?
Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in yourself?
Do you like to read? I love to read!
Do you like the movies? I love the movies!
Do you love yourself? I....
Do you think you could love me?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

photograph of a significant outfit.



This is the outfit I wore to my Grandmothers 100th birthday. I baked the family cake, usually made covered in m&m's for birthdays. I left it on the dashboard of my brother's car while we attempted to wake ourselves up with lattes in the early morning Florida soup. I shielded calls from my father, "WHERE ARE YOU!" while my brother cursed another driver as he sped out of the starbucks parkinglot. A scream, a giggle and a flying cake and I found myself draped in shards of chocolate and icing. Luckily, the cake being so moist, was pieced back together by my brothers while I freaked out in the middle of the street, "I am not walking into that room with all those women with that cake!" My grandmother loved it. Drizzled with her special thickened milk. She turned to my brother, chocolate coated tongue. "You look your age."

Monday, August 9, 2010

playground



A friend explains his courtship of a married woman.
"I am engaging her."
"What do you mean, engage?"
"Let's say that there is a flower. A beautiful flower. I walk by and engage it. I smell it. I engage it. Do I engage it on my own? The flower is beautiful. It wants to be looked at. It wants me to smell it. It wants to be engaged. It engages me. We engage each other."

Monday, July 26, 2010

telephone


“Oh you’re there. I just want you to know that your whole relationship with me everything about you is an offense to me and offended me and pissed me off. Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and Tim being a great dad now? You didn’t hear that one? Well, you should go and f*ck him, you know, you fickle cunt because I don’t care. You offend me on every f*cking level. You offend me on every f*cking level. I despise you. I don’t want you back. You have proven yourself to me. You’re not a f*cking woman I want. You can’t hang. You’re not a f*cking woman. You’re a f*cking fake. You’re a f*cking sham. You don’t know what the f*ck it means to make a man happy. You didn’t make me f*cking happy. I couldn’t make you happy with the BEST I DID FOR ANYBODY, EVER! EVER. You f*cking glum cunt! You didn’t f*cking crack a smile with the tree ceremony out there. Nothing. What the f*ck do I have to do? And remember whose f*cking roof your under. You ingrate bitch. And that’s it! Okay. The game’s over. Let the new games begin so you can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it. What is it? Number 45 he’s going to have to look at? F*cking good. I’m so f*cking sorry I had a child with you. Now I am. Now that I see you. I hope you f*cking don’t sleep. I hope you f*cking waste. You f*cking ruined me. You f*cking ingrate. I ‘m so mad. I’m so angry. And this is not the nicotine this is the truth. You don’t fucking love me one bit. You know it. You using bitch.”

Friday, July 23, 2010

kissy-kiss


How to kiss with passion:
Are you a good kisser? Anyone can be with the right technique. You will need a partner you feel passionate about and a comfortable space such as a couch.
Step 1. Brush your teeth floss and use mouthwash bad breath is the ruination of good kissing. At the very least have a mint.
Step 2. Sit with your partner preferable in private. Public displays of affection may be fun for you but they make most everyone else uncomfortable.
Step 3. Relax and clear your mind. Focus only on the person with you.
Step 4. Angle your face to avoid crunching noses
Step 5. Lean into the person until your lips touch. Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning.
Step 6. Experimental with different movements and techniques, for instance, gently
suck on your partners lower lip or caress lips lightly with tongue.
Step 7. Open your mouth enough to slip your tongue out. Slowly slip your tongue into your partners mouth, start exploring the inside of each others mouth Keep slow and soft Not darting or invasive. Breath through your nose
Step 8. Come up come air by kissing partners face, ears, and neck even giving them the occasional soft nip or gently tugging on their hair in the heat of the moment.
Step 9. Use your hands. Strokes and caresses.
Step 10. Practice makes perfect.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Beauty


I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh... Some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future (for our children.)