Saturday, September 25, 2010

Douche


I bet we have a lot in commmon.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Do you sleep with the window open or closed?
Do you like pillow talk or memory foam?
Do you pee in the shower?
Do you buy toilet paper in the multi-pack or one pack at a time?
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom or the top?
Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in yourself?
Do you like to read? I love to read!
Do you like the movies? I love the movies!
Do you love yourself? I....
Do you think you could love me?